holding hands is my favorite thing like there’s just something so comforting about having proof of someone’s existence right there in your hand and when you hear them getting sad u can hold it a little tighter to remind them that you’re there and it’s just really sweet

(Source: corpsefaery)

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If nurses could name crayons…




If nurses could name crayons…


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Nice photo-shoot…oh wait…she’s just getting gas.


Nice photo-shoot…oh wait…she’s just getting gas.


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all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic


(Source: artfucker1996)

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"isn’t that where eye shadows are supposed to go?"
says the poor kid who is overwhelmed by makeup and so doesnt put one to hide her eyebags which she has coz she got worm nightmares & couldnt sleep aka me.



Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

Reblogged from quasisuspect

frickin #TheStrain gave me worm nightmares @ 3 freakin AM!

i felt a pinch and thought oh an ant bite but then this teeny white slither is convulsing in my leg and i had to pull it out nice and slow. and i think dafcuk is a weird white helminth doing in my bed?! & when i remove the covers there were so many of them there in convoluted white strings.

funny thing is, you know how when you realize that you’re dreaming and you shake yourself awake? i opted to do that coz burning my sheets was wasteful and washing them with hot water and bleach was too much of a chore!

i saw the first episode hours ago and it was pretty good. i proceeded to watch tons of other shows mostly comedies while i downloaded the rest of the series. didnt even think about it much but i guess my subconscious did.

anyway, go watch it! it’s pretty good! (no sarcasm there)

Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
(via jessielou24)
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